Thread: English jokes!

Here are some fun jokes I've found! enjoy!!!

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

Originally Posted by alfredo.astort

Here are some fun jokes I've found! enjoy!!!

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

:-)
Humorous! I always get a kick out of these phrases.

P.S. While some people could debate if these are jokes... I think the title could be better if you say "Jokes in English". When I opened the thread I was expecting to see jokes about England or English people ("English Jokes").