Things that Confucius did not say
Confucius did not say:
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping with man must beware of
evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but
man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right; it determines
who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece
at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only
one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow
computer in same room.
Man who live in glass house should change
clothes in basement.
And, CONFUCIUS ALSO DID NOT SAY. .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood". J
Re: Things that Confucius did not say
ahhahaha good ones, vicente!
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Hahahahaha! The last one! It's hilarious.
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Yeah the last one it's very good but what about "Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room." ??? that one cracks me up!
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Originally Posted by
vicente
Confucius did not say:
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
I bet there were no transgenders back then! LOL
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Hahahahaha!!!! Really creative ;)
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