i believe this is spanish to english please??

i would like to know what these things say. if there are any curse or obsceneties just start it with the first letter and the place ***** signs over the rest thankx a bunch.
here is the first one


oooooooo!!!!!!!! des petites bosses et des petits sauts...lâche pas tu vas finir par y arriver...


and the second one


Aaassti que vous avez du temps a perdre a écrire des commentaire constructif dememe. cé gars la la premiere fois qui ont embarquer su un bike yétait champion.. hay sa prend des skillz en osti pour savoir faire un beigne dans le sable!! si vous avez des qquestions concernant le MX, demander a a trailrider894 He's got the Answer!


and for the last one

Aaassti que vous avez du temps a perdre a écrire des commentaire constructif dememe. cé gars la la premiere fois qui ont embarquer su un bike yétait champion.. hay sa prend des skillz en osti pour savoir faire un beigne dans le sable!! si vous avez des qquestions concernant le MX, demander a a trailrider894 He's got the Answer!


sorry if this is bad spanish or if it is even spanish but any help would be highly appreciated!!

Hi.
I believe this is French. Sorry I can't help you on this, I don't know any French.
You should post it in the French language section:

http://www.english-spanish-translato...h-translation/

Regards.

sorry man i had no clue what it was!

It's OK. Now you know where to ask for help. :)
And I'm a woman.