Thread: Can anybody transcript this audio's script, please? (English transcription)

>>So, can anybody at least transcript one?<<

Better: ...please transcribe…?

-And now a word from a…ah man who claims he can forecast the weather simply by looking at the sky studying meteorological charts and taking barograph readings.
-Uh…good evening.
-Uh…is this a…a gift you were born with?
-Ah, no, no. I went to meteorological college when I was sixteen. I spent four years there and then started work at the Meteorological Office where I’ve been for the last 20 years.
-I see, yes, and, and just by that you can tell what the weather would be like in two or three days ahead?
-Ah, well…I also study the current isometric charts and the new weather satellites are great help.
-Yeah…and I suppose these satellites whiz around the world sending messages back to Earth which tell us what the weather is going to be like.
-Oh, yes.
-But then we’ll find that a lot of people are going to say this is just a lot of old wives’ tales.
-Ah, well, no. We can be fairly accurate.
-I mean, isn’t it just like people who say that if you get a…a couple of jet engines and some wings, you can fly?
-Yes, well…I suppose it is.
-Well, maybe one day we will fly, go out into the air, you’ll be able to use your charts and weather satellites to make sure is nice weather for us.
-Well, that’s one of our main functions: Aviation Meteorology yeah………….[…I’m sorry]
-I see. Well, thank you Mr. Tyndale who claims he can tell what the weather is going to be like by Meter-r-ology.
-Oh, I got this one.
-Our next guest on Stranger than Fiction has with him a small mechanism with a tube in one end called, strangely enough, a barrel, and attached to this is a small curved piece of metal which is worked by the finger and if pressed can –and this is the really amazing claim– make a small round piece of metal fly out of this barrel and into the air. Mr. Tappit, this object looks ingenious; ha…what do you call it?
-It’s a clock.
-And how does it work?
-Uh…well it predict time by this *_____ _____and near, better not too near, the mouse-hole and when the mouse pops his head out, the mechanism comes down like that [noise] and then, there you have a…a reading light.

* Perhaps someone else can help you with 1.49.