Thread: ¿Alguien puede transcribir esto al inglés?

Soy loco por hacer esto. Los de Inglaterra hablan tan “bloody” rápido, no puedes entender nada. Pero, creo que lo sea más o menos como la siguiente. Mire, (*) = un sonido. Helpus no es ningún apellido de verdad (Lord help us = Señor, ayudanos).

Greetings ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another edition of “What do You (*)” – a new radio quiz game loosely based on all the old radio quiz games. The rules are very simple: we shall ask the team of two personalities:
Lord Helpus – “Hello”
And the Deaconess of Detroit – “Hello”
a series of questions in either (*) category, (*) category, or special category (*). If they get it right, they get a (*), and if they get a wrong answer, they get a (*) from the studio audience. At the end of the contest, they will hear this (*), and they must stop immediately. At any point in the proceedings they may be given a (*) which means they can ask for another question, or if they hear a (*), it’s the fire alarm. When they want to interrupt a (*) or a (*) but not a (*) question they must press their special buttons.
Lord Helpus, will you press yours? (*)
And Deaconess yours? (*)
If they get it right, they get 15 points on the scoreboard here, 4 letters on the radio blackboard for each correct part, and a shot from a mystery gun (*) like so
In the event of a tie I shall stop the clock – so, and there will be a choice of either a (*) or a (*)
For the first of either the (*) contestant or the (*) contestant who can make the golden word Birmingham from his 4 letters, and he will get a (*) which will mean he’ll be this week’s winner.
Right, well those are very simply the rules
We’ll be right back same time next week
Until then, it’s good-bye from Lord Helpus – “good-bye” – the Deaconess of Detroit – “good” –
And from me it’s (*)