Thread: please help with these messges....

I keep getting messages on facebook in Spanish but do not know who from...please can someone translate them for me. I think they contain some offensive words so would like to know what they mean so I can report them. Thankyou very much.

tenia q ser el mas (NOT ALLOWED) en estos lares....
aca estoy en londres con una flaka... tu si q eres el mas (NOT ALLOWED) con esta wua del face buk... jaja.. chu

no se quien (NOT ALLOWED) seas si es tu flaka esta , dile q me deje de escribir (NOT ALLOWED) entonces (NOT ALLOWED) de (NOT ALLOWED) almenos pon tu nombre pe (NOT ALLOWED)......

Note by Administrator: It' s not allowed that kind of vocabulary in the forum, given it is a translation text.

tenia q ser el mas (NOT ALLOWED) en estos lares....
You had to be the.... around here
I am here in London with a skinny girl! You are indeed the... with this thing of the facebook..


I don't know who ----- are you or this skinny...ask him/her to stop writting me, so ..... at least write your name...