Thread: I am pretty sure this guy is talking crap to me

sakudo pa no barrer t juro q pense q ese wey era jeyson el de aki no mms se parece un chingo en la foto
no lla ubo pedo aki jakichan
facil t vas este año nomas q esta lejos ps

what does that translate to

There are somethings that will require your contextual knowledge to determine the meaning.

"Sakudo pa no barrer" is an expression of awe, it could be used to defend oneself from verbal attack or to take a step back; It stands for "saco" (I take out, I pull out, I retrieve, I retreat).

Then he goes on to say "I swear I thought it was Jason, the guy from here" (or this guy).

"no mms" is an expression of regret and awe, it's used when something wrong happens or when something unbelievable happens.

Then goes on to say "he looks a lot (like) in the picture (photo)"

"no, ya hubo pedo aqui jackie chan" Is an expression used for regret and the certainty of consequence. As in "ups! this is gonna get ugly jackie chan" Jackie Chan could be a nickname.

"facil, te vas este año nomas que está lejos pues" translates to: You'll be easily leaving this year, but (the thing is) that he (or it) is far away.

That's it.
Hope it helps you.
My first language is Spanish and I know this is mexican street talk.
regards
Mario Verber

I'll thank you for educating me even though I'm not the recipient. I think I understand the words except for "mms". What is "no mms" an abbreviation for?

it stands for "no mames"

Thanks. I never would have figured that one out. q raro