Thread: Please translate this posting

This posting was in Dominican Spainish and was made by a female friend of hers in reference to a posting I had made announcing that my wife (a Dominican) was now pregnant with triplets.

oye dile al gringo ke me nos diga de ke lao hay ke ponerse pa eso jajaja a ver si el dia ke me toca lo hago asi pa salir rapido de eso ajajjaj. me siento muyyy felis por ti se ke kerias tener uno y te mandaron tresssss loka. tenemos ke juntarnos .....

I am not a native speaker of English but here you have my version:

hey, ask the gringo (probably referring to you if you are from UK) to tell me what position you did to get that hahaha. So that the day I do it I will try that one to get out of that quickly hahaha. I am very happy for you. I know how much you longed to have a baby and now you are expecting three babies dear. We need to meet...

Regards!