One day a guy wakes up with a terrible hang over. He starts coming down the stairs and he remembers going out with friends the night before and drinking till he dropped. He thinks his wife is going to kill him.
When he gets to the kitchen his son is there eating breakfast and there is a lovely tray set for him with cofee, juice, bread and butter, the paper, everything he likes. His wife is out buying his favorite dish to make lunch. Everything is so extremely strange, that he asks his son what happens.
-You came back last night so drunk you stunk, you stumbled with every piece of furniture you could find and screaming jibberish you even woke me up. Mum was sooo angry! She pulled you up to bed and when she was taking off your pants you yelled "Leave me alone lady! I'm married!!".
Tons of alcohol with friends: $200
Destroyed furniture: $400
Saying the right thing at the right time: priceless