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    Default How to differentiate male/female flies.

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "Killing flies" he replied.

    "Have you killed any?"

    "Yep. 3 males and 2 females"

    "How can you tell them apart?"

    "3 were on a beer can. 2 were on the phone".
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    Default Re: How to differentiate male/female flies.

    Vicente !
    You seem to be an expert on this topic.
    So, is it true that only the female mosquitos bite us ? ('t wouldn't surprise me)

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    Default Re: How to differentiate male/female flies.

    I'm a man of many vices, an expert on none! A votre santé Frank!! cheers.gif
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    Default Re: How to differentiate male/female flies.

    Hahahahah that's a good one!
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