The priest
A priest is travelling on a train.
In the same compartment with him are two young men who are doing a quiz :
The first one asks :
“What would women like their husbands to have bigger ?”
the other guy answers “bigger wages of course.”
“That’s right, next question, where do most women have curly hair ?”
“Well, in Africa I guess”
“Yes, that’s right again, by the way Father, would you like to join in ?”
“Oh, no thank you, I was wrong twice already.”
Last edited by Frank van den Eeden; 07-04-2008 at 09:14 AM.
beste groeten - sincères salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Grüßen
hahaha very good, Frank! Nothing like a joke on Friday!!! more, more, more, please...
Realmente, el destino del mundo depende, en primer lugar, de los estadistas y, en segundo lugar, de los intérpretes.
Trygve Halvdan Lie
Anyone Here
Hello,
just had to answer on this very nice joke from Frank with another one...
Cheers,
Mario
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away:
"Hello! We're down here..."
"Hello! We're down here..."
hahaha, MarioT, I'm surprised this joke actually came from a man!!! usually men never acknowledge where their brain cells are located...
Realmente, el destino del mundo depende, en primer lugar, de los estadistas y, en segundo lugar, de los intérpretes.
Trygve Halvdan Lie
Sandra,
Mario is flattering the women here !
Probably he is chasing around after girls.
Girls in Buenos Aires, BEWARE !
What are you doing Mario ? Where are your brains man ?
...
oh yes,
down
there
!!!
beste groeten - sincères salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Grüßen
Hahahahhhahah, Mario excelent joke.
But I guess I liked it because I'm a woman heheh
hahahahah great joke Mario =P
I think you stole Frank's thread haha
Bada bim, bada boom, bada bim boom ba,
Mario, Mario, ra, ra, ra!
"El verdadero objectivo de la vida no es el destino final, si no disfrutar el camino."
Hahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I loved the first joke!!!!!! (the second one is kinda typical...)
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