Few advanced courses for women.

Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game.

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up.

12 Introduction to Parking

13 Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14 Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15 Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16 Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17 Cooking III: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18 Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19 PMS: "Poor Me Syndrome" Your Problem Not His

20 Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21 Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22 Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23 Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24 Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25 TV Remotes: For Men Only