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  1. 02-12-2007 #11
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    Q: Why was the musician arrested ?
    A: Because he got in treble !

    and another one for the health...

    Q: Where can you get milkshakes ?
    A: From nervous cows !

    Don't aplause me, it's not necesary.. thanks..
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    Thumbs down Doble Personalidad

    Paciente: Doctor, creo que sufro de doble personalidad.

    Psicologo: No se preocupe, nosotros cuatro vamos a resolverlo.

    (Si ya se, es mala, pero es tarde y no me acorde ninguna mejor, prometo que la proxima sera mejor)
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    Exclusively for VIP translator's :

    "The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised."
    She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

    Sorry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by guillaume
    Q: Why was the musician arrested ?
    A: Because he got in treble !

    and another one for the health...

    Q: Where can you get milkshakes ?
    A: From nervous cows !

    Don't aplause me, it's not necesary.. thanks..
    hahahaha the cow one killed me!
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    Smile Jokes

    I could bring excellent jokes about lawyers and teachers!! I don't have any about translators!!

    No offense!! Just for fun!!

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  6. 02-20-2007 #16
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    Just for you, the new one :

    "Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
    Bad: She wants divorce.
    Very bad: She is a lawyer. "

    and for finish :

    "What did O.J. Simpson say after the trial ?
    Can I have my gloves back now ?!"

    Sorry for all... jajaja...
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    OTR OTRO OTRO!!!

    Que hace una ratita parada en una esquina??
    Está esperando un ratito...
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    ... (interpreta mi silencio)
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    Ja ja ja David , ese fue el mejor chiste de todos y lo mejor es que probablemente ni siquiera lo escribiste con intención de chiste ... Casi me pareció ver a tu Avatar convertirse en un ratoncito real para pronunciar esas palabras (ja ja )

    De todas formas ándate con cuidado mira que el Avatar de Marisa es una gatita
    Last edited by Hebe; 02-28-2007 at 04:52 PM.


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    navegando me encontré ésta página: http://www.terra.es/personal2/bambol.../intraduc.html

    No quise copiarla y pegarla aquí, por rayar un poco en lo soez...

    Espero sus comentarios...
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