Thread: need help translating portuguese to english

i met a girl in brazil and she keeps sending me emails but i can't understand them... my portuguese isn't very good, can someone please help me?! Thanks!

Iiiihh Gordo!!
Tá na idade do perigo agora heeein?rsrsrsrs
Como foi a comemoração?Em meio as vacas?rsrsrs.
Podia voltar àquela sua despirocada de mandar e responder os emails,né?Eu adorei!rsrsrs.Ainda mais agora que estou ansiosa com as novidades!hehe
Aguardo notícias,heein?
Ah,tb quero dicas de como levar erva de tereré praí sem ser presa!haiuhauahiuah,já levo um pouco pra vc tb,mas vou cobrar o frete,hein?hehe.Imagina!
Saudade grande!
Beijos!

Gordo,agora tô tentando tirar essa
Linda linda,aposto que vc consegue facinho!

Oi Lutherska! / Hi Lutherska!
Esta é minha tentativa: // This is my try:

Ooooiiii Fatty!
Are you at the dangerous age now huh?hahahaha
How was the celebration? The cows in the middle?hahaha
Could you back to your freaking of send and reply mails, isn't it? I loved!hehehe. Even more now that I'm impatient with the news!hehe
Look forward for the news, huuuh?
Oh, also want tips of how to take tereré herb there without being catch!haiuhauahiuah, already take some for you too, but I will charge you the freight, huh?hehe. Just imagine!
Miss you much!
Kisses!

Fatty, now I'm trying to remove that
Cute cute, I bet you get easily!

Se você tiver alguma pergunta, por favor não hesite em me consultar. // If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask me.