Thread: Unsure about some Spanish text speak, please help!

Hi all,

I am looking for some help. I received a few text messages from a Spanish friend of mine, and I don't understand very much at all. I think she uses too many slang terms for my limited understanding. Any attempts to translate them I would be very grateful for, and apologies if anything is rude!

Thank you!

1.Guola guola!!! K tal va ese body? Alex me puedes hacer un favorazo si te da tiempo!!! Me puedes pillar tabaco ilegal yo te doy la pasta luego, please!!!

2.Jodo amigo k mal vives!!! Venga levanta ese body!!! Ayer yego a beber una copa mas y vomito.

3. Ordenando y cuidandome, si me hace luego te pego toke.

4. Yo d siesta, cama y no me he levantado todavia.

Thanks again, any contributions welcome.

Hi, there!

Well, how to put it? You're certainly right about your concerns, though it is not rude these days.

I could try with the last message, number 4. Let's find other helpers for the rest!

4. Yo d siesta, cama y no me he levantado todavia.
I'm here having a nap, still in bed.

Hello I'll give you a hand with number 3-Ordenando y cuidandome, si me hace luego te pego toke. == Cleaning up and taking care of myself, if I feel like I'll give you a call later on!

I'm not sure about #3, but I can't get the meaning of the last sentence. The rest of the contributions seem correct to me. Tell her to pay more attention to grammar and syntax next time!